teamwork

one of the most annoying and painful tasks at the start of a new semester is to find the right people with whom you can make a team to work on the group project for that course.

as soon as the professor announces that there will be team projects in this course, you feel like dropping the course immediately, but realize its too late and no other course has any empty seat, plus all other courses are pretty boring.

depressed, you look around the room to glance at your class mates. what a bunch of nerds. you peek at the long haired and untrimmed bearded geek on your right, who seems to be living at a place where taking shower is considered a major crime. then you observe the person on your left and realize that he could knock you down with single punch and will probably eat you uncooked for dinner. its obviously not a very good idea to even ask them about making the group.

you again survey the entire class and hunt for the cutest gal in the class. there she is. hi, cutiepie. oh wait, she is sitting next to her boy friend, who seems more like her body guard, as her body seems to be attached with his.

cursing your luck, you find out that most other girls in the class are not worth a second look and making a project with them is last thing you would do on this planet. so you decide to make a group with guys only. guys that are smart enough to know how to make projects. guys who can happily do your part of the project and still be thankful to you to be in their team. guys with lots of female friends so that you can give them company while he is working hard finishing the project.

its easy to find such guys. just look for the one with most hip clothes. there he is. now look for another one. he is right there, in the 2nd row. perfect.

this is going to be an interesting semester.