While it’s good to see cars that can automatically parallel park, in Pakistan we need cars that could automatically change lanes, run over red lights, ignore any attempts by the traffic cop to stop it, honk at other cars that are on its way, and above all, beam the flash light to the car in front of it to yield the way, even if the traffic is bumper to bumper.

I’ve conducted extensive research on this. I’ve developed a protocol that allows vehicles to automatically change lanes, avoid collisions, etc. The results will be published soon.