Everyone has a secret.
So do I.
And today I am going to reveal my secret right here on this very blog.
Fasten your seat belts, ‘cuz you might jump off your seat.
And hit the Ceiling.
And break your skull.
And if that happens I would feel bad.
I don’t want anyone to get hurt because of me.
Because of some stupid little secret of mine.
So, on second thought, I would let it remain a secret.
It’s not worth your skull.
Too funny!