
thump it, baby!
ok, why didn’t anyone come up with this before? what took them this long? I mean, this is revolutionary. This is going to take the market by storm and leave ipod far behind. The price, however, is a little high. If they sell it for less than $300 it will sell like hot cakes for sure.
Imagine the possibilities. Now I can listen to music in the class without the instructor having a clue about it. I think I am in love with this product. And I am so glad I did not buy the ipod mini yet.
This gives me another idea. Bluetooth headphones integrated in the eyewear. How awesome is that. Imagine cruising through the streets wearing ultra cool sunglasses, talking to your boss on cell phone, fondling with your girlfriend with one hand and driving with another. Now that’s groovy. But like all other ideas of mine, this one will be stolen soon and you will see it out in the market in few months.
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phone hunters
My home boy in karachi asked me to send him a cell phone from the us of a. How could I ever say no. I sent him the nokia n-gage, a phone that still gives people a reason to drool. With its extensive features, this stylish piece of gizmo is a work of art. Honestly enough, I had evil thoughts of keeping it myself, but i was more than satisfied with my humble nokia 3595.
Not surprisingly, he fell in love with it as soon as he layed his hands on the n-gage, showing off his new toy to the members of his inner posse, never seemed to be tired of telling me stories of how the phone turned several heads, how it proved to be conversation starter countless times, how he picked up amazing hot chicks and how many times he got laid. Such was the joy my pal was having just because of a little electronic device.
Unfortunately, his days of glory couldn’t last long. I just found out that his trusty companion was picked up by a gang of cell phone snatchers out and at wild in the city of lights.
Here is how he felt about it, in his own words, coming straight from his wounded heart.
“Remember Umar, when I asked you if any of your friends is coming to Pakistan in the near future? I want to get a cell phone from Ebay and want your favor to bring it back home? You told me, one of your friend would come in two months. I waited patiently, spend nights to find a reasonable phone on Ebay, and finally purchased it after quite a lot of time spending. I waited and waited for it to reach home when your friend would come. And finally when the cell phone reached my hands, and when i was beginning to fall in love with it, it got snatched at GunPoint.
I hate poor people. They are not poor, they are greedy! They dont need the necessities of life, they need the luxuries of life. The element of content doesnt exist in their hearts anymore. They want more and more money, and they get it by snatching and robbing innocent people’s hard earned money.
It’s the law of the jungle in today’s economy. We have education, they have guns. Whatever, I hate them. And from now onwards, I am not gonna give any poor bastard not a penny. They need it not because they want to get some food, but they need it so that they can purchase a fucking big screen TV in their home, and off course, they dont care about electricity bills cuz they easily steal that too.
Bloody robbers. I hope they burn in hell.”
I feel for you brother. But dont fret, it was just a gadget. You can still impress girls with your mojo. And I will send you another cell phone, this time with a built in gun so that you could shoot their ass if those bastards bothered you again.
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